Goodby over processed mess of a fro,
hello breezy non-heat retaining coif.

Goodby over processed mess of a fro,

hello breezy non-heat retaining coif.

thedailywhat:

Garfunkel and Oates Music Video of the Day: Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci play the same woman at 31 and 29, respectively.

Nailed it.

(Not Safe For Work — explicit lyrics. Also, Riki is a yeller.)

[rikiland]

I just ate my first Grapple

Why are these the most superior of all fruits.  And why is this my first grapple?  Why?

When I’m not in school, I’m so fucking productive

I finished gender bending Julius Caesar.

I made a bio.

I learned all my lines.

And I cooked and cleaned.

Take that laziness.

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)

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rhydondirty:

amagii:

Slamvender Town - Quad City DJ’s vs. Junichi Masuda

Why is this perfect?  Oh gawd.